A bit of
retrospection about changes in cars over the years
A writing prompt
about car keys jumped out at me this week because the one thing notable about
car keys is you don’t have them anymore. You have this funny little fobby thing that never
leaves your pocket but still unlocks the door then starts the engine while you
push a button on the dash. You can never lose your keys again, but heaven help
you if you lose your fob.
This got me
thinking about how many changes in cars we have lived through or at least know
about. The earliest vehicles didn’t have
keys either. I wonder if horseless carriage rustling was considered to be a
problem back then. Come to think of it, early
autos didn’t have starters either. You had to turn the engine over with a crank.
My grandfather also told me that cranks could be so cranky that they could snap
back on you and break your arm. Thank God Mr. Ford or Mr. Olds or someone did
invent an electric starter that got its turnover power from a battery.
It’s a
wonder, given the nasty habits of cranks, that when some bright engineer decided a bit
later that an automobile could use some windows to keep the
dust and the weather out that a crank was the proper method to open a
window. Cranks hung on a long time after
that.
The first family
car I remember was a pre-war sedan my dad bought around 1946. It had cranks on the windows and a manual transmission
with the shift lever located on the steering column. It also had a clutch on the floor. Most kids today if asked about a clutch would
think you are inquiring about a group of birds. Happily our old friend the clutch has gone the
way of keys and cranks. Shift levers,
of course, have been around since the
beginning. They started on the floor, then migrated to the steering column, and
finally, when automatics came in, sort of settled down to the center console
along-side the drink cups. Have you ever had the experience of trying to change
to reverse only to find your hand in the Pepsi or hot coffee? Not pleasant.
There is a
final change to discuss that may be the most important of all. That first
family car of ours did have a radio. It grabbed on to a few local stations and the
sound came out of a tiny tinny little speaker in the dashboard. Later cars had
radios that added the FM band, but soon there came the addition of an
eight-track player. Eight-track lasted about sixty seconds before it was
replaced by the cassette—which lasted a bit longer. When the CD player and
stereo began to be installed in cars that little dashboard speaker became
obsolete. Speakers began to multiply like rabbits. Suddenly there were speakers
on both sides of the dash and speakers in each door, and speakers in the back
seat, and something called a woofer (not a giant Doberman) pushing out heavy
bass from somewhere in the trunk. Most
of us know these musical setups from the vehicle next to us at a stoplight that
is emanating sounds so loud that they make our teeth vibrate. I have always
wondered what it must be like in the interior of that car.
I have not
forgotten that today our flivver has a GPS screen in the front seat that will answer
your cell phone, find and direct you to any address in the country, and beam
hundreds of channels of entertainment to
additional screens in the rear seats so the kids can watch a movie or play video
games. This has eliminated that age-old child’s
whiny question “Are we there yet?” Now
what comes from the back seat is “Can’t Aunt Ida hold dinner until we find out
if the SUPERLORDS have saved civilization as we know it once again.”
I don’t mean
to make too much fun of the changes in cars over the years at all. The
mechanical improvements and computerization have been a boon. I know that our old pre-war Ford needed a
quart of oil at every fill-up. Dad always carried a case of motor oil in the trunk
along with tools and an innertube repair kit since tubeless tires were still in
the future. No older vehicle ever had air conditioning other than cranking down
the windows. Nor did an older car have a moon roof on it so you could push a button and pretend you
had a convertible. And finally, who could have imagined that one day we would
have a car that could parallel park for us.
Jim De
Young 11/30/2021